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NEW INDIANA JONES TOYS!
I was chilling out at the Broadway
Sacramento Target and came across these great new Indiana Jones
toys. I literally came across them, so I apologize in advance for
the bad picture quality. Anyway, it's nice to see such a great array
of Jones toys that cover all 4 movies, not just the most current
one. You can see a larger blurrier version of each picture if you
click it. First up we have some pretty cool Barbie sized figures
that retail for about $19.99. There's 2 different Indys, the famous
Cairo Swordsman, and the Shia LeBouf figure, which will be known as
"75% off" in a couple months. The talking Indy one is kind of neat,
but he looks more like a constipated David Duchovny, than Harrison
Ford. And you can get the Cairo Swordsman to have a totally
politically incorrect terrorist figure for your vintage GI Joe
collection now.
Here's the smaller "Star Wars" scale
figures of Belloq and that badass Swordsman guy that can't parry
bullets.
Not only can you use Indiana Jones to
really confuse your Chewbacca figure now, but you can start your
long awaited Animal House action figure set with the Karen Allen
figure. She's got a rather ugly sculpt to her face, unfortunately.
But at least she comes with a frying pan. If the company was a bit
more ballsy, they should have had her come with a pile of empty shot
glasses.
Here's Indiana Jones and his horse.
It kind of looks like he's shoving his whip into the horse's ass,
from this angle. This must be from a secret Tijuana adventure that
was cut from the first film.
Hey...that skull on the left looks
just like Albert Molina.
This is my favorite of the miniature
playsets. The mini-idol is particularly cool. I bet you could just
pull the idol out and sell it on eBay to stupid hipsters for $30.
This line of Smurf-sized characters
are super cool, and are the same scale as Hasbro's Marvel mini
figures.
And what summer blockbuster is
complete without a new Mr. Potatohead with a ridiculous pun?
-Robert Berry
rberry@retrocrush.com
I'll leave you with this silly Hulk
riding an ATV toy. JUST LIKE THE COMICS!
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